I work in a call center. That’s the gentle way of telling my family that I am now a tele-marketer. It’s not a glamorous gig, but most days it’s moderately entertaining and it allows me to write and continue eating, something of which I’ve become rather fond. I work for a really good, progressive company (obviously, they were intelligent enough to recruit and hire me) that provides above industry wages and a full benefits package plus free parking, which in Duluth is a pretty significant perk. We have exceptional training in providing exceptional customer service to our exceptional customers and clients. I would like very much to pass along some of that exceptional training to some of the exceptionally rude people that I am blessed to encounter on a semi-daily basis. Yes, I do speak fluent Sarcasm, but I really mean it when I say that I am blessed to speak with some of these less-than-pleasant humanoids. Among other things, they remind me that my husband, his boss and my mother really are nice people. They remind me that there are apparently many occupations in the world that I am glad I don’t have. And they most frequently remind me that a good sense of humor is an invaluable tool when dealing with anyone. My current work project has me calling business energy accounts to see if they might be interested in receiving a non-binding price quote from another company to supply their power needs. I’m not trying to get them to buy anything, just offering to have someone who is an energy expert contact them to see if there might be a way to sweeten their bottom lines by helping them reduce costs. I should at this point mention that while I am a non-Christian, I am not an anti-Christian. There is a difference, and I just want to make sure, gentle reader, that you know I am coming from a position of love and acceptance of all belief systems. Today my phone list blessed me with many calls to religion based organizations. I also had a rather large number of public and private schools in the mix. For the most part I found the people who answer telephones at schools to be cheerful, pleasant and helpful. If the contact name I had was incorrect many of them went out of their way to help me find the person with whom I needed to speak. Sadly that was not the case when I found myself on the phone with people from some of the religious institutions on my list. At one church the automated answering system utilized Lurch from The Addam’s Family’s voice. “You have reached MOST (pause for effect) Sacred Heart Church. The office IS closed from noon until 1:00 pm and NO calls are answered. IF this is a TRUE emergency, you may dial 555-555-1212.” That was it … no “thanks for calling, have a good day.” No offerings of blessing for anyone of any religious flavor. LaDonna Robinson |
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Winning entry from LaDonna Robinson
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Winning entry from Pedro Albequerque
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Winning entry from Ed Newman
Friday, January 8, 2010
Winning entry from Liz Minette
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Winning entry from Diana Pothast

The Search
The man walked to the water's edge
as the ground crunched and creaked.
The bitter cold took nips and bites
of cheeks and finger tips.
Rocks glistened with a band of ice...
edges lacey and fine....
The water gushed by, and around
the frozen winter ground.
He knew the spot where he would find
the treasure hidden deep,
a spring fed pond
meandering from a creek.
The sound of water pushing past
all obstacles in its way...
was more than enough to qualify
as the treasure of the day.
Diana Pothast
Winning entry from Anna Cook

Seek purity in unity
With freedom of thought
For drifters and dreamers
Will wander about,
All concepts have value
And no lesson is free
Several options surround us,
Selection is key!
Anna G. Cook
Winning entry from Eleanor Lerman

Cambodia
There is nowhere to begin but in metaphor:
the temples are as ancient as the fields of heaven,
the dead will be as numerous as the cobra’s coils
Thus may we understand our journey through Cambodia,
which is a dream, a luminosity, a message
buried beneath a heap of bones
In the market, there is a Frenchwoman buying a songbird
and we must remember that she is not at fault: she represents
only a sojourn in a distant latitude—only a woman in sandals
and a summer dress. Walking through the heat of August,
along a flowery road she sees pythons at her feet and dragons
in the sky. But she can tell us nothing, she is not the colonizer
though her presence on the road is, itself, a metaphor:
the blossoms are the pathway, the pathway is the Mekong,
and the Mekong is the infinite, which she is walking towards
Then there is the tiger and the lake, the lake,
the mountain and the stone. They represent mythology
and the power of mythology to redeem the natural world
which is, itself, the message, and the message is a metaphor
for tigers prowling in the darkness, for sacred lakes and
sacred mountains, for a stone that has been lodged
at the center of the universe, a stone that can be moved
Which is nature of Cambodia: to be the instrument of
incremental movement, the churn, the mill, the mind that
turns the sky’s machinery. Which is, itself, a metaphor.
that represents a woman in a market who buys a songbird,
who feeds it seeds and honey to restore to us our privilege
to live the days of jade, to cross the bridge of milky stars,
to turn our backs against the thin ghosts who will flee
the suffering country, to survive the coming war
Eleanor Lerman